Simpsons Porno Story: xmas new

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Twas the night before XXXmas, in the Simpsons house

Everyone had been fucking, even the cat and mouse,

Homer and Bart were hung like two bears,

Both poking Marge and Lisa without care.

When the family was done, they took to their beds,

While visions of incest danced in their heads,

And Marge in her ‘kerchief, and Homer in a Mr. Plow cap,

Had just settled their loins for a long winter’s nap…

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

Homer fell out of bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window he tripped like a clod,

Tore down the curtains and was hit by the rod. (D’oh!)

The moon on the breast of Marge made him hard

But he turned his attention back to the front yard,

When, what to his bleary eyeballs should appear,

But a fat naked man, who clearly loved beer,

He drove a small sleigh, that drunken old sot,

Homer knew in a moment he likely smoked pot.

As reindeer kept the sleigh from becoming a failure,

He shouted at them like a foul-mouthed old sailor:

Now, Dildo! now, Dicker! now Pricker and Vixxxen!

On, Cumshot! on Stupid! on, Boner and Lick’Em!

To the top of the roof! Or crash through the wall!

Now fuck away! fuck away! I’m ready to ball!

As dry heaves and gasping escaped from the driver,

The reindeer struggled to fly the sleigh higher,

But up to the house-top those animals flew,

With Homer dancing and yelling “Woo Hoo!”

And then, in a twinkling, Homer heard on the roof

Someone fall from the sleigh and land with an “Oof!”

As Homer and kin rushed to the living room,

Down the chimney the visitor fell with a boom!

He was nude as a pornstar, from his head to his dick,

Though candy cane stripes were painted on his prick,

A bundle of sex toys he had in his mitts,

And he looked with naked lust on Marge’s big tits.

His eyes — how they leered — his pimples how scary!

His cock was enormous, his balls were all hairy!

His hungry little mouth had a nasty old tongue,

And the beard of his chin was as white as pure cum.

The stump of his pecker he held tight in his fist,

The glazed look in his eye clearly showed he was pissed.

He had a broad ass and a beer drinker’s gut

That shook, when he laughed, like a belly dancer’s butt.

He was flabby and saggy, but assured of his self,

And Homer laughed when he saw him, like a little girl elf.

A wink of his eye as he threw off his cape

Let everyone know he was ready for rape.

He spoke not a word, but went straight for Marge,

And filled her tight pussy with his penis so large,

After cumming, he grabbed Lisa as his cock arose,

And got a quick blowjob, then came on her nose.

He sprang out the house and back to his sleigh

Giving Homer the middle finger as he flew away.

But they heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of view,

“Happy XXXmas to all, and to all a good screw!”

THE END