Simpsons Porn Story: Opposites Attract Chapter 4
Opposites Attract
A Lisa Simpson love story
A very plump hand emerged from the darkness; it seemed to be coming towards them
Damon and Lisa braced for the worst Instead they were greeted by
Albert, the Comic Book guy? exclaimed Lisa, Youre not a mutant?
No, in fact, Ive read all about mutation in issue 34 of Radioactive Man. Which was why I came prepared Albert snorted, showing Damon and Lisa his hideout.
It was entirely made out of merchandises and action figures hidden behind his usual glass desk
How Albert managed to fit into there was completely a mystery to both Lisa and Damon, as he was simply too Gargantuan to move, thought Damon wistfully.
Albert puffed all the way to his hideout and reached for a stray comic behind the counter..
Which he found extremely hard to dislodge… His blue shirt wobbled like jelly.
Want some help, Comic Book Guy? asked Lisa helpfully.
No, I can reach issue 105! Albert in the glass rectangle struggled. After a long pause, the Comic Book managed to be taken out of the glass compartment.
Look here, in this issue Radioactive Man has to save the town of Little Goons from the evil Dr Shredder. The Little Goons transformed into mutants because of Shredders plans.”
“And Radioactive Man manages to find a solution to it the water was polluted.”
“So what does he do? Albert said.
Finds the antidote to the radiation? suggested Damon.
He wasnt very interested in the Comic Books Guys ramblings
The young student knew that this citizen was either obsessed with comic books – or either Radioactive Man.
No, that was a purely hypothetical question. Albert answered.
He shuts down the Power-Plant and the Goons turn back to normal because of the lesser radiation.
So all we have to do is we shut down the Power-Plant of Springfield? gasped
Lisa. Damon just groaned, this situation was just getting more out of hand
Technically yes… Albert confirmed.
Is there scientific evidence for this? Lisa badgered,
Besides, I thought you needed help with something, Albert?
The blond haired girl pointed to her bracelet.
Well, I do need assessment of something I need to ask Professor John Frink something, but before I could call him on the Internet, the line just fizzled out.
Well help you with that, but first, we need food for at least 10 people
Yeah, were hungry! butted in Bart at an inappropriate time.
Follow me Ive got a storeroom of temporary rations at the back of the shop.
Right on! cheered the other children. Damon and Lisa just shrugged.
Oh well, at least they could rest and have food to eat…
To be continued…