Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 5

Herkie, who doesnt
just have his keen sense of smell to rely upon, suddenly pricks up
his ears alertly. He strains at the leash again so hard that the men
have to trot to keep up. They pass the caf where Smithers
tarried and arrive at the dark alley from which sounds of a struggle
issue. Herkie with a burst of energy, finally breaks free of Lennys
control and rushes into the alley. He sees his beloved master in
altercation with a threatening stranger. Smithers, in his compromised
condition, his rapidly losing his ability to fend off the felon. One
more punch by the crook and Smithers finds himself stunned and down
on the pavement. Without hesitation, the brave terrier joins in the
altercation, snapping at the thiefs ankles.

Hey, quit it, ya
darn mutt, the robber snarls kicking at the little dog.

Leave that dog
alone! Smithers orders and tries to get up.

By now the other men
arrive on the scene and gasp at the sight. The mugger decides to take
a swipe at the annoying canine with his pistol butt, but Smithers,
summoning a just little more vigor, manages to interpose his body
between the malefactor and Herkie. The pistol comes crashing down on
Smithers already wounded head. Homer, Lenny and Carl rush the crook
before he can do any more harm and pin him to the pavement amid
vulgar grumblings and threats. Burns calls for help on the limos
phone.

The next thing, the
miscreant is being handcuffed by Springfields finest, Eddie and
Lou, who put him in the back of the police cruiser as Chief Wiggum
makes a radio report. Paramedics are attending to Smithers and
suggest that he see a doctor for some x-rays to make sure his head
injuries arent more serious than just a bad concussion. The blow
from the crook has apparently restored his memory. He hugs Hercules
to his chest.

Thank you, Herkie,
for coming to my rescue!

The happy little dog
squirms with delight a being reunited with his master. Mr. Burns
returns his injured employees eyeglasses to him, which he perches
gingerly on his nose as Homer exclaims,

What a day to have a
birthday, huh?

My birthday?
Waylon replies. I almost forgot!

We didnt my boy,
Burns chimes in. He shows Smithers the boxes of decorations and food
in the limo and tells of the surprise party that went awry. A good
thing, too or we wouldnt have come looking for you. Who knows what
might have happened.

Lets go back to
that caf and have the party there, Carl suggests.

Momentarily forgetting
that his watch is broken, Smithers looks at it to see what time it is
and bemoans the fact that it is busted.

That reminds me
Burns smiles handing Smithers a small gift-wrapped package.

Smithers tears it open
to reveal a shiny new Bulavex watch.

A very timely gift,
he quips as everyone had a good laugh. Herkie assents to this with a
heartfelt bark and a vigorous tail wag.