Simpsons Porn Story: Enter Duffman Chapter 1

A/N:
hackrcam wrote a parody song to bingo so I wrote one to enter
sandman. However his was kind of good mine kind of sucks

Say your
prayers fat one

Dont
forget, my oaf

To drink
every beer

Drink it
in, warm within

Keep you
free from Marge

Till the
duffman he comes

Drunk with
one eye open

Vomit on
your pillow tonight

Exit
Sanity

Enter
intoxicated

Dont
take my beer

Or your
going to visit never never land

Somethings
wrong, shut up Marge

Heavy beer
tonight

And they
arent of duff light

Drinks of
war, drinks of liars

Drinks of
dragons fire

And of
things that will paralyse.

Now I lay
me down to imbibe

Pray the
lord my soul to sober

If I die
before I wake

Lay the
lard in soil to drink

Hush
little beer dont say a word

And never
mind that noise you heard

Its just
me drinking you dead,

I opened
the tab and drunk from your head

Exit
sobriety

Enter
insanity

Mug of
Duff