Simpsons Porn Story: Passing a test will just crash and burn Chapter 1

Passing
a test will just crash and burn

Year:
2011

Chapter
1: Lisa failed a test

It
was Monday, and Lisa was walking to her homeroom class. Today was a
very special day; the day of a big math test.

Okay,
todays the test, I must be focused, I must be ready, I must not
freak! Lisa said to herself.

She
entered the room and greeted the teacher.

Hello
Mrs. Smith! How are you? Lisa greeted.

Oh
just fine, Lisa, are you ready for your test?

Yes,
I truly am.

Good,
just take your seat and we will begin shortly.

Lisa
walked to her seat, seeing all her classmates ready and prepared,
just like her.

Okay,
I will pass this test. Id never fail!

30
minutes later

Okay
finished, now I have to take this to the teacher.

Lisa
walked up to the desk and handed her test to Mrs. Smith.

She
looked at it and her answer sheet for a while and graded it.

So,
said Lisa, How was it?

Well,
Lisa, you got a D. The teacher said with a shy.

Okay
thats. WHAT! I got a D!

Yes,
Im afraid. You missed 2/3 of the answers.

But,
but I, oh!!!!! Thump!

Lisa
fainted.

Chapter
2: Dinner and Homework

I
cant believe I got a D! On a math test! I went through 4th
grade in 6 months because of that subject!

Lisa
calm down, 1 D isnt the end of the world. Marge assured.

Yeah,
Homer added, I got Ds sometimes and I didnt mind.

Thats
because youre so stupid. Bart smirked.

Then
he started laughing.

Why
you little! Homer started choking Bart.

He
always starts it. Maggie said to herself.

Well,
Im not okay with it; Im going to study more! Lisa yelled.

Now
Lisa, remember, 1 D isnt the end of the world. Marge reminded.

Yes
mother, well Im done, time to do my homework.

Lisa
then left.

Bart
then got an idea, Um Im done too.

Then
he left.

Marge
had a look in her eyes, hmmm.

Meanwhile
in Lisas room

Okay,
9 x 7 , 63! Lisa said.

She
had multiplication and division one of her two good subjects.

Now,
20 divided by 4 3!

Lisa
its 5 not 3. Bart said.

Ahh!
Bart dont sneak up on me, Im a little busy here.

Sorry,
thought I just wanted to say, uh STOP BEING WEIRD!

Whats
that supposed to mean? Lisa asked

It
means, that this test is going to crush you, if you keep pressuring
yourself, youll never be happy.

Bart
I get it, Im going to be fine.

Good,
now here, take this note.

Okay

Bart
left just before she read it.

It
was a multiplication table, and on the bottom it read, this
is how I got into middle school. Bart.

Bart!

Chapter
3: Just another random day.

Lisa
walked to school, holding Maggies hand.

Maggie,
how do you get through the day?

Well,
I dont get Multiplication and Division like you do. Im in 1st
grade, I get adding, and its very easy.

But
to you ever fail anything?

No,
because I started being smart when I was 3 months old.

You
must have a big future ahead of you.

Yeah,
well heres my class, bye.

Bye.

Just
then groundskeeper Willie walked up to Lisa.

You
have to get to class in a safe way! Willie called.

Uh,
why?

Because!
Some girls are planning to trip you in the wet hall.

You
mean the toxic waste from the gas explosion?

Yes,
quick to the air ducks!

Willie
and Lisa ran to the nearest vent. She climbed through and crawled the
way there.

What
a brave girl. Willie said with pride.

Willie!
What are you doing standing around, you still have to clean up the
bear crap. Skinner said.

Fine!

Lisa
crawled through the vents as fast as she could, not knowing that she
would reach a broken spot.

Almost
their! Crack!
Geese is this school always having problems?

Just
then the vent crashed through the wall and into Mrs. Smiths
classroom.

What
the? She said.

Lisa
crawled out of the debris. Um, surprise?

Lisa
Marie Simpson, what is going on here?

Lisa
was embarrassed. Um Im nuts? He, He, He.

Chapter
4: The end

It
was 6:00, after dinner Lisa was sitting in a corner thinking about
what had happened in the past two days.

Wow
Im stupid. Lisa said to herself.

Just
then Bart and Maggie walked to her.

Hey
Lisa, rough day huh? Bart asked.

Yeah,
I didnt know this test would destroy me.

Well,
dont push yourself. Maggie ensured.

Yeah
now your one of us. Bart said.

Oh
no. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Lisa Screamed.

Then
they turned around to face you, the reader.

Hello
Im Bart, we hoped you enjoyed our 3 tales of us grown up, but of
you havent read our 3 stories yet, go and start now! Bart

Yeah,
so long and well see you next time, either present of future.
Lisa

Bye!
Maggie

The
end

Well
Im done with my story; look for me in my next story. Review.