Simpsons Porn Story: Homers New Girl Chapter 1
Disclaimer:
I do not own any of the Simpsons characters (owned by Matt Groening),
except Harley Sampson and her kids from the first book.
Chapter
One: Homers Passionate Affair and guess who blabs
So,
said Marge. You have to work overtime?
Yep,
said Homer. He was actually planning to go with his best girl friend
to a movie called Hairspray.
Have
fun, said Marge.
So
he left for work, then he drove to Harleys apartment. It was just
the two of them; the kids were left alone with each other.
Then
they went to a buffet and boy did they binge out! They had five
plates of everything; they even had to take some of their food out.
Moe
saw the two binging out. He took pictures of them, even them
lip-locking.
Then
they went back to her place and things got super hot and heavy. I
wont get too graphic, but there were all of their clothes on the
floor.
Meanwhile,
Moe decided to show the pictures to Homers wife.
I
can get revenge on Homer for standing me up, said Moe. So he drove
to the Simpsons house and rang the doorbell.
Yes?
said Marge in a bathrobe.
See
these pictures? This is his girlfriend, said Moe.
Oh,
I believe they are just friends, said Marge.
More
than just friends, corrected Moe. He showed her the
lip-lock one.
OH
MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! said Marge. My husband cheated!!!
Um,
I think Ill go now, said Moe. Then he dashed to his car and
sped off.
Oh,
I better get home, said Homer, putting on his clothes. If you
want, you can take care of the kids.
OK,
said Harley.
Then
Homer got in his car and sped off.
Marge!
Im home!
So,
Moe tells me you were with another woman, said Marge.
Were
friends, said Homer.
HOMER
JAY SIMPSON! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU WERE DATING ANOTHER
GIRL!?!?!?!?!?!??! screamed Marge.
That
is it, Marge! said Homer. You have turned to a bitch and I am
filing for divorce! AND THIS TIME I MEAN IT!! AT LEAST OUR KIDS LIKE
HARLEY WAY BETTER THAN YOU!!!!
Fine!!!
Go move in with Harley!!! said Marge. Take full custody of the
kids! I dont care!!
So
will Homer propose to Harley or will he reconcile with Marge and
not get a divorce after all???
To
be continued.