Simpsons Porno Story: The Entire Thing of the Matter Is Chapter One

The
Whole Thing of the Matter Is

Note:
Yet another Simpsons fanfiction. A bit more edgy than the
Moe-related fics I have done in the past, but real life has trauma as
well as we all know. After seeing The Simpsons movie I laughed, I
cried, and I thought Moes undies were really adorable. And cuter
still, he wears little sock garters.

You
go Moe, show off those sexy legs. Yeah, I guess I am a little sweet
on Moe, but what can I say, I love his character. The premise is
Lynn believes she is pregnant even though she and Moe have been
careful in the bedroom. Apparently though, it is only a false
alarm, but it brings out the best of the Syzlak family as a whole.

Oh,
and while you were gone, I became the Emperor of Springfield.Moe
to Marge, The Simpsons Movie

No,
you didnt !, Barney in distance

(Moe
tosses Molotov cocktail Barneys way, it explodes)

Oh,
ok, your Emperor-ness !Barney

Chapter
1Unexpected News

Lynn
and Moes romantic life had always been passionate. Before
Francine and Maury came home from school they had usually found each
other in the throes of Latin dances quickly turned into lovemaking.
The two children had caught the two of them once, red handed, and
quickly had to explain the whole matter of the birds and the
bees. Lynn found it less awkward than Moe, while Moe always
blushed about it even though Lynn was extremely tactful and explained
things in such a manner that anyone could understand how babies came
into the world. But this time, there was a bit of a scare in the
Syzlak household, and no one saw it coming.

AHHHH
!, Lynn screamed after waking up from a terrifying nightmare.
Moe, startled as well, had grabbed his shotgun in defense and pointed
it across the room at nothingness in the corner.

Honey,
I thought we were being robbed !, he said, putting the gun down
under the bed and crawling back into bed, holding Lynn close from
behind.

I
had a dream, it might be an omen., Lynn said, trembling.

Darlin,
it cant be that bad. Ill drown your fears in kisses., Moe
said, kissing her lovingly. She drank them in deeply and rested her
head upon his chest, settling down considerably.

There,
thereIll protect you from anything, Im here for you.
Nothing can harm you, my love., he said, running his fingers
through her hair and giving her a playful pat on the rump as he
usually had in the past. She chuckled and looked lovingly into his
eyes, snuggling close.

Youll
get a kick out of this. In my dream, I thought I was pregnant
again., Lynn said, laughing.

Nah
! Really ?, Moe said, with a raised eyebrow. He had never really
planned on having any extra children other than the two he had come
to adore so much.

I
know, its silly isnt it ?, Lynn said, laughing heartily.

Well
get an EPT tomorrow, and see whats going on. Even if you are, I
know it will be extra work, but a wonderful gift. Im just not
sure how Francine and Maur will take it, though., Moe said, biting
his lower lip. He knew that they probably wouldnt be happy with
the prospect of a little brother or sister crawling about and crying
half of the time, but only time would tell.

The
next day, Lynn and Moe told the already incredibly intelligent teens
that they were going out to buy a pregnancy test meter. Maury
kicked an imaginary rock off of the carpet and sighed. He wasnt
really keen on the idea of having a little brother or sister, but he
was happy for his mother and father after all. Then again, having a
little brother or sister he could teach and try to emulate him might
not be such a bad idea. Francine was more than happy about the idea,
and hoped that the baby, if there was one, would be a girl so there
would be another female in the house. But, both parents were a
little nervous, wondering what the future held for them.

Chapter
2Plus, Negative ?

Lynn
was becoming rather apprehensive, particularly when her EPT was
inconclusive. With Francine and Maury already in school, Moe and
Lynn knew they couldnt be reached by cell phone until lunch.
Both taking a collective sigh as they waited their turn at the
OB-GYN, Lynn was finally called into see the doctor and Moe waited
patiently outside reading a National
Geographic
for what seemed to be hours. He had never been so nervous. He had
always had white coat tension, and he loathed sitting in waiting
rooms. The music wasnt much of a help either. It wasnt
classical music, or smooth jazz, which often soothed his nerves, but
rather awful muzak that was in terrible taste. He wouldve
preferred the sound of Lorenna McKinnet or Enya over this type of
crappy music any day. Yet, he realized he had no choice in the
matter.

It
had already been a couple of hours and Moe couldnt seem to keep
his feet still, even though he tried to keep himself steady and calm.
Whatever he did, it had no affect and he continued tapping his feet
on the carpet anxiously. Finally the door to the doctors office
opened and the doctor revealed her news.

Excellent
news. Im not pregnant !, Lynn said, relieved. Moe hugged her.
Even if she had been pregnant, he wouldve been happy after all
but still it was a much needed release for them both to hear this
lovely bit of news. They werent certain how Francine and Maury
would take to it, but the two of them would cross that bridge
together when they came to it.

Chapter
3Always Together

By
the time Moe and Lynn came back from the hospital, Francine and Maury
were finishing up their homework before coming to eat at the table
for dinner. Moe knew he would have to make dinner quick since he
would be reading to orphans at the local orphanage before work. The
family understood that but the question of whether Lynn was pregnant
hovered in the minds of Francine and Maury.

So,
boy or girl ?, Francine questioned, in a bubbly and eager tone.

Im
not pregnant, sweetie. Im sorry., Lynn said, leaning over to
hug Francine from the side. She was hoping that her mother was
pregnant so she would have a baby sister to dress up in cute clothes
and take care of, but on the other hand, she had her brother to take
care of, so she didnt feel so bad.

Its
alright. We would be happy even if you were., Maury said,
although he had been reluctant about the idea of taking in a new
sibling. After dinner, they enjoyed a hug together and came to an
epiphany. The family had been made even stronger because of a
possible trauma. They knew they could weather any storm that brewed
in the distance and even the bumps and bruises that came with middle
school life. With a final farewell and a kiss to all, Moe departed
for the night to take his old childrens books along to the
orphanage with him. He would be away for the rest of the night and
the kids wouldnt see him until tomorrow but they always looked
forward to seeing him again.

Epilogue

Just
as it was before, life resumed a sense of normalcy even though the
school year was in full swing and the family didnt have much time
together. Of course, there were always the weekends when Moe wasnt
volunteering when the family got together to bowl, roller skate or go
to the movies. Sometimes they would see a movie together, forget
their troubles and laugh out loud until their sides hurt, but only
during vacations.

Even
though the Syzlaks family time was short on varied occasions, they
had been brought even closer together because of a slight scare. Of
course, there had been worse things than that. Maury had bullies
pick on him but Moe taught him how to stick up for himself without
getting into trouble and Francine dealt with heartache at times.
Lynn told her that any boy worth having for a boyfriend wouldnt be
the one to make her cry, but to compliment the type of woman she was
becoming. Things were changing in the world around them, but the
family dynamic had remained the same. Sure, the passion was still
strong, but the Syzlak parents proceeded with more caution than ever.
They wouldnt have to worry much once they hit their 50s, but Lynn
had to be more careful about that than Moe did. Age difference or
not, they were still madly in love and looked forward to many happy
years together, watching Francine and Maury grow and mature, through
tears and happiness, turmoil and rejoicing.

The
End