Simpsons Porno Story: Barts Lengthy Day Chapter 1

Barts
Long Day

On November 5th 2012 it seemed like another ordinary day
for Bart Simpson. Bart is just an average ten year old that attends
Springfield Elementary. On this day, Barts class was going on a
field trip to the Science Centre. Bart was looking forward to this
trip the moment Ms. Krabappel announced she would take them on the
field trip. Bart was planning to ditch the tour with his class and
wander around with his best friend Milhouse.

Unfortunately for Bart, when he woke up it was already twenty after
eight! Bart was twenty minutes late for the bus. Bart quickly put on
his orange t-shirt, blue shorts and dashed down the hall. He slid
down the banister to the front entrance of his house. Marge was
standing there holding Barts bag and his lunch. Bart rapidly
snatched the stuff out of her hand and bolted out the front door.
Bart was sprinting down the road towards the Science Centre and as
soon as he was about to turn the corner, he forgot to put on his
shoes! Ay Caramba! Bart shouted as he ran back to his house.
When he arrived back at his house, he put on his shoes and left.

Bart knew hed get another lecture from Ms. Krabappel if he was
late for a trip. Bart really didnt want to get another lecture so
he chose to take a shortcut to the Science Centre through an alley.
As Bart ran through the alley, he ran into his worst nightmare, Jimbo
Jones, Kearny and Dolph. Bart knew there would be trouble so he sped
up and tried to run past them. Jimbo ordered Kearny and Dolph to
chase after Bart and capture him. Eventually the two bullies caught
Bart and pinned him against the wall. Jimbo Jones slowly walked up to
Bart and held out his hand. Bart asked the gang of bullies what they
wanted. Jimbo explained the Bart that he only allows people that pay
money pass through the alley. Bart reached into his pocket to pull
out some cash but he was interrupted by yelling. The yelling came
from on top of the buildings that made up the alleyway and it sounded
like an intense street fight. Jimbos gang shoved Bart to the
ground and took off running in the opposite direction the sound was
coming from.

The sound of the yelling was getting louder. A moment later, Bart
looked up and seen a man with brown hair, glasses, a white shirt and
green pants fighting an overgrown chicken. The man was trying to
shove the chicken off the building and ended up face planting the
chicken into the pavement next to Bart. The chicken seemed
unconscious but Bart knew it was still alive because the chicken had
a slight twitch. The man turned towards Bart and introduced himself
as Peter Griffin and Bart introduced himself as Bart Simpson. Peter
asked Bart where he was heading and Bart told him that he had to go
to the Science Centre for a class trip. Peter offered Bart a drive
and Bart accepted quickly. Peter and Bart walked back out of the
alley the way Bart went in. Peters car was parked on the road
outside of a bar.

While Bart was in the car with Peter, Bart was itching to pull a
little prank. Bart asked Peter to roll down the window because it was
hot. As soon as Peter rolled down the window, Bart pulled down his
pants and shouted eat my shorts! to the other cars passing by.
Peter laughed at Bart and encouraged him to do it again. Bart looked
at the time in Peters car and it was seven minutes until nine!
Bart told Peter to pick up the speed because hes going to be late.
Peter picked up the pace immediately and started to drive like Otto
Mann.

A few minutes later Peter and Bart got close to the Science Centre.
Bart spotted his school bus and ordered Peter to beat the school bus
to the Science Centre. Immediately after Peter tried to beat Ottos
bus, Otto mistook Peters reckless driving for a race. Peter did
anything he could to get to the Science Centre before Otto and Otto
tried his hardest to win the race. They both broke almost every
rule in the Drivers Manual.

Both of the vehicles arrived in the parking lot at the same time.
Otto marched out of the bus to brag to Peter about how badly he beat
him. Peter tried to tell Otto that it wasnt a race. They both
stood outside of the Science Centre and argued while Bart and his
classmates stepped out of the vehicles. Ms. Krabappel took attendance
outside of the Science Centre and thanks to Peters driving, Bart
was marked present.

As the class entered the Science Centre, Ms. Krabappel reminded the
class that they were going to the IMAX Theatre to watch a film about
Static Electricity. When the class was about to walk into the
theatre, Bart pulled Milhouse out of the crowd of classmates and told
him that they would go walking around. Bart and Milhouse started
their walk down a long corridor that displayed old rocks. Milhouse
was looking at the rocks and dates until Bart forced him to head down
to the sports section of the Science Centre.

When they arrived in the sports section, Bart and Milhouse wanted to
test their strength using a strength simulator. They had to karate
chop a cushion and it would measure their speed and strength of the
chop. Bart went first and got an eighty-three. Milhouse was amazed by
the score Bart got. Out of nowhere, Nelson pushed Bart out of the way
and used the simulator. He got a one hundred and one! Nelson laughed
at Bart and randomly walked away. Milhouse tried out the strength
simulator when Nelson left and only scored a twenty-four. After both
of them were shown up by Nelson, Milhouse told Bart that they should
try out a pitching simulator.

Bart and Milhouse arrived at the pitching simulator moments later
since the strength simulator was right next to it! Milhouse decided
to use it first. Milhouse had to throw a baseball down a long area
and it would measure the speed of his throw. Milhouse achieved
thirteen miles per hour and Bart laughed at him. Bart was about to
give the pitching simulator a shot until a girl asked him if she can
go next. Bart let her and watched her throw the baseball. The girl
scored forty-three miles per hour and Milhouse was in awe. The girl
giggled at Milhouse and walked away. Bart was finally up to pitch
when the girl left. Bart scored fifty-seven miles per hour. After
Bart seen his score, he sighed and walked out of the simulator. Bart
sighed because he was hoping to get a way better score than the girl
but there was only fourteen miles per hour in difference. Milhouse
was also sad because he never even beat the girls score.

Milhouse and Bart walked out of the sports section when they were
done pitching. Milhouse spotted Jasper from the Springfield
Retirement Home sitting on a bench. Just then, Milhouse remembered
there was a machine that predicted what the person using it would
look like in the future. It took Bart and Milhouse about ten minutes
to find the aging machine. Luckily nobody was using it when they got
there, so Bart took a quick seat. The machine slowly aged Bart from
ten years old to sixty. When Bart was shown in his mid thirties, he
looked like Home with spiky hair. As Bart got up to get out of the
seat, someone tapped him gently on his shoulder. When Bart looked
back, it was Professor Frink, Springfields mad scientist.

Professor Frink told Bart that he looked like he didnt have much
of a future ahead of him. Professor Frink predicted that by looking
at the images of Bart on the aging machine. Professor Frink asked
Bart to come with him and leave Milhouse for five to ten minutes. No
problemo replied Bart. Bart and Professor slipped away from
Milhouse while he was using the aging machine.

Professor Frink took Bart to the rainforest exhibit and Bart asked
why theyre there. Professor Frink told Bart to wait and see.
Professor Frink then walked through the waterfall into a hidden room
and Bart followed along. They ended up being in Professor Frinks
laboratory which was filled with plenty of inventions. Professor
Frink took Bart to a specific invention which was connected to a
Spider-Man comic book. The machine seemed simple that allowed a
person to walk into it and there was a wire coming from the back of
it that connected to the comic book. Professor Frink told Bart that
he was on a mission to get something back.

Professor Frink gave Bart a brief introduction to his mission which
was to get a teleportation watch back from the Green Goblin.
Professor Frink said that the machine allows any person or thing
enter any comic book world. Professor Frink explained about how he
went into the Spider-Man comic book and the teleportation watch got
stolen. He said that the watch allows you to leave the comic world
whenever you want and return to the normal world. Bart asked
Professor Frink how he got back without the watch and Professor Frink
told him that he had an extra one but its broken now. Bart asked
Frink how it broke and Frink told him Homer Simpson thought it was a
real watch but it never told him the time. So in response to a watch
not telling him the time, Homer threw it to the ground and stomped on
it.

After Frinks little introduction to the mission, Bart was in
Spider-Mans world. Bart knew he couldnt beat the Green Goblin
alone so he looked for Peter Parker. Bart started his search at the
Daily Bugle headquarters, Peter Parkers job. Luckily for Bart,
Peter Parker was there getting yelled at by Mr. Jameson. Peter was
trying to tell Mr. Jameson that Spider-Man was good and not bad. Mr.
Jameson told Peter that Spider-Man was a crook and Peter had to catch
him in the act doing something bad to keep his job. Bart didnt
like the way Mr. Jameson was talking to Peter Parker so Bart pulled
out his slingshot and shot Mr. Jameson in the eye. Since Bart was
hiding behind a door, Mr. Jameson thought it was Peter Parker was the
one that hit him. In view of the fact that Mr. Jameson was mad, he
fired Peter Parker on the spot.

Peter Parker left the office angrily as Bart tried to follow him.
Peter Parker asked Bart if he was the one who hit Mr. Jameson. Bart
said yeah but surprisingly Peter Parker gave him a high five. Peter
Parker told Bart that he would be rehired if he brought in some more
Spider-Man pictures.

While Bart was walking with Peter Parker, Bart told Peter Parker that
he knew he was Spider-Man. Peter Parker was surprised that Bart knew
his true identity. Bart told Peter Parker that the Green Goblin took
his watch and that he needs it to get home. Peter Parker told Bart
that he would help him as soon as they reached his apartment.

As soon as they reached his apartment, Peter Parker put on his
Spider-Man outfit and took off with Bart. He was swinging from
building to building with Bart on his back. Bart thought Peter Parker
was amazing and wished he had powers too. After a few minutes of
swinging around the city, Bart spotted the Green Goblin holding a
helpless old lady off of a tall building. Spider-Man dropped Bart off
in front of the building and jumped into action. Spider-Man easily
beat up the Green Goblin and tied him up in webs as well as saving
the old lady. He brought the Green Goblin to Bart so Bart could take
the watch. Bart asked the Green Goblin where the watch was and the
Green Goblin said he lost it. The Green Goblin told Bart and
Spider-Man that a giant yellow chicken pulverized him and took the
watch. The Green Goblin told Spider-Man that hed tell him where
the chicken was if Spider-Man untied him. Spider-Man ended up untying
the Green Goblin for Barts sake. The Green Goblin told Bart and
Spider-Man that the chicken was two miles north on a farm.

Instantly, Bart and Spider-Man went off to get the watch from the
chicken. When they arrived on the farm, they saw the chicken in a
fight. It was the same chicken Bart ran into in the alley. The giant
chicken was in a fight with Peter Griffin once again. Spider-Man
tried to join in the fight to help Peter beat the chicken but the
chicken overpowered Spider-Man and got back to punching Peter. The
fight lasted ten minutes and yet again, Peter won. Peter ended up
knocking out the chicken and tossing him in the road waiting for it
to get run over.

Bart asked Peter how he got into Spider-Mans world and Peter said
he followed the chicken. Peter said that the chicken walked in the
Science Centre to a lab in the rainforest exhibit. Peter claimed that
he knew the chicken was up to no good so he followed him into Frinks
invention to put a stop to the evil chicken. After Peters
explanation, Bart and Peter said their goodbyes to Spider-Man and
took the watch from the chicken. Peter and Bart strapped on the watch
to both of them and returned back with the push of a button.

Bart and Peter arrived back into Frinks lab. Bart gave Professor
Frink the watch and Professor Frink duplicated the watch using
another machine of his. Professor Frink gave Bart one of the watches
to keep as a thank you for retrieving it. Peter left the Science
Centre as soon as he got back to the lab because he forgot to pick up
Meg from school. Once Bart got the watch, he went back to Milhouse.

When Bart went searching for Milhouse, he was still at the aging
machine. Bart then figured out that a long time in Spider-Mans
world was no time at all in the real world. Bart told Milhouse he had
enough fun so they walked back to the IMAX Theatre to join their
class.

By the time they reached the IMAX Theatre, the class was already at
the lobby of the Science Centre lining up to go home. Bart showed
Milhouse the watch he had on his wrist and told him what it could do.
Milhouse was amazed and wanted to use the watch with Bart the next
day. While in the line, Ms. Krabappel took the attendance again and
the class stepped onto the bus. Bart fell asleep on the bus because
of his long day.

Otto shook Barts shoulder to wake him up. When Bart looked out of
the window, he was at home. Otto told Bart that he told Ms. Krabappel
he will take Bart home. Bart thanked Otto for the drive and went
inside his house.

As soon as Bart stepped in his house, Homer was standing in front of
the staircase devouring a pink donut. Homer rushed towards Bart and
snatched the watch off of Barts wrist. Homer told Bart that he
really needed a new watch to know when the ice cream man comes to the
neighbourhood. Homer looked at the watch and seen that the digits on
the watch never changed. Homer whipped the watch to the ground and
jumped on it several times. After Homer broke the watch, he told Bart
that his watch was broken and then he disappeared into the kitchen.